Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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