Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
