hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
