We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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