I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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