Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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