used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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