we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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