I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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