What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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