? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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