She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
a search helicopter?!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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