scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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