Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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