im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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