another moral hangover. fuck.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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