i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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