I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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