dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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