I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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