I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Randomize
