My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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