Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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