Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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