They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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