I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Randomize