Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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