You just made me feel so damn special
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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