OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How's work?
Spinning.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
