I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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