I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
why is half of my head shaved?
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