im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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