STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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