I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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