umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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