I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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