why didn't you poke me back
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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