Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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