And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize