oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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