How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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