And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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