Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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