i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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