do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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