My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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