Do vagina's smell?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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