so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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