Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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