Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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