I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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